i’ve been on tumblr for 2 years now why dont i have a group of friends that tag me in things and have inside jokes with i mean cmon 

you complainin? I’ve been here for 5 years lol

I was not in the mood for idle conversation. The day had been ugly and my heart was full of hate for everything human.

—Hunter S. Thompson


when something doesnt fit in the fridge so u close the door really quickly so that it wont fall out and later a family member opens the fridge and it falls on them